Bastgonmil is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, humane wren.

Bastgonmil created water two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bastgonmil, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bastgonmil, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Bastgonmil's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Bastgonmil's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.

2. Never curse while facing east.

3. Always check lakes for frogs.

4. Never allow gulls to witness sacred rites.

5. Do not make images of living things.