Tanbegrowten is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, grumpy duck.

Tanbegrowten created matter eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Tanbegrowten, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tanbegrowten, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Tanbegrowten's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Tanbegrowten's Holy Commandments

1. Pray only in darkness.

2. Do not speak sacred words in winter.

3. Do not hurt seals.

4. Tanbegrowten loves sharks, so they must be respected.

5. Never tolerate songs in holy places.