Bumgepcuss is a god.

She takes the form of a small, stupid narwhal.

Bumgepcuss created carbon four years ago.

If you believe in Bumgepcuss, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bumgepcuss, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Bumgepcuss' most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Bumgepcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.

2. Never hurt ants.

3. Never leap in holy places.

4. Horses are not to be trusted.

5. Do not drink water in violet rooms.