Pomquimbid Xuckboggat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, astonishing bat.

Pomquimbid Xuckboggat created a strange quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pomquimbid Xuckboggat, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Pomquimbid Xuckboggat, he will turn you into a slug.

Pomquimbid Xuckboggat's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Pomquimbid Xuckboggat's Holy Commandments

1. Always maintain patience during holy days.

2. Never carve symbols of comets into wood.

3. Never travel toward the south during autumn.

4. Never think ill of sick manatees.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.