Govflanbus is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, passionate ferret.

Govflanbus created light eight million years ago.

If you believe in Govflanbus, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Govflanbus, it will try to impress you with trees.

Govflanbus' most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Govflanbus' Holy Commandments

1. Never stain your face with pink.

2. Always look after injured nematodes.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always remove shirts before touching zinc.

5. Never feed lots of cherries to ducks while wearing brown rings.