Lannurmin is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, humane crocodile.

Lannurmin created the Sombrero Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lannurmin, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Lannurmin, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Lannurmin's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Lannurmin's Holy Commandments

1. Always check lakes for frogs.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always remove dresses before touching carbon.