Satwatrip is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, dishonourable hedgehog.

Satwatrip created vertebrates two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Satwatrip, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Satwatrip, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Satwatrip's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Satwatrip's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never speak of fate in the presence of strangers.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not fashion tools from nickel.

5. Always stare at clouds.