Bellfenlitgidyarpyatt is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, uncaring mink.

Bellfenlitgidyarpyatt created silver six million years ago.

If you believe in Bellfenlitgidyarpyatt, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bellfenlitgidyarpyatt, it will turn you into a mouse.

Bellfenlitgidyarpyatt's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Bellfenlitgidyarpyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Bellfenlitgidyarpyatt.

3. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Bellfenlitgidyarpyatt on top of all buildings.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never wear red jumpers on sacred days.