Bognursawbesttad Listjigdod Dagdunhanragdummip is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, unsympathetic troll.

Bognursawbesttad Listjigdod Dagdunhanragdummip created humanity nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bognursawbesttad Listjigdod Dagdunhanragdummip, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bognursawbesttad Listjigdod Dagdunhanragdummip, it will think nothing of it.

Bognursawbesttad Listjigdod Dagdunhanragdummip's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Bognursawbesttad Listjigdod Dagdunhanragdummip's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

2. Never chant while facing north.

3. Do not step barefoot upon cyan earth.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.