Ditlenjen is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, resourceful crow.

Ditlenjen created an electron five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ditlenjen, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Ditlenjen, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Ditlenjen's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Ditlenjen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not count beyond seven during ceremonies.

3. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

4. Never point your face toward the north during prayer.

5. Always obey Ditlenjen's priests.