Bonjennil is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, grumpy weasel.

Bonjennil created the Cigar Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bonjennil, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Bonjennil, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Bonjennil's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Bonjennil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not eat spinach.

4. Always obey Bonjennil's priests.

5. Never carve symbols of asteroids into wood.