Karquimrig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, smart jaguar.

Karquimrig created dark matter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Karquimrig, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Karquimrig, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Karquimrig's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Karquimrig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not wear red clothing.

4. You must pray to Karquimrig six times a day.

5. Do not step barefoot upon cyan earth.