Appjapdubdossvondan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, boastful ferret.

Appjapdubdossvondan created the universe two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Appjapdubdossvondan, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Appjapdubdossvondan, she will send minions to preach to you.

Appjapdubdossvondan's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Appjapdubdossvondan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt porpoises.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not record secrets concerning nebulae.