Bepgudhap is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, merciful giraffe.

Bepgudhap created everything that exists four years ago.

If you believe in Bepgudhap, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bepgudhap, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Bepgudhap's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Bepgudhap's Holy Commandments

1. Learn five new languages a year.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bepgudhap.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near dolphins while wearing purple coats.

5. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.