Nabdotpan Dimsiscum is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, self-confident owl.

Nabdotpan Dimsiscum created the Milkyway two years ago.

If you believe in Nabdotpan Dimsiscum, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nabdotpan Dimsiscum, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Nabdotpan Dimsiscum's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Nabdotpan Dimsiscum's Holy Commandments

1. Never fashion tools from stone.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Learn nine new languages a year.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Retreat if six moths approach from the west.