Milflowfas Panglakmif is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, bad-tempered human.

Milflowfas Panglakmif created bats five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Milflowfas Panglakmif, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Milflowfas Panglakmif, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Milflowfas Panglakmif's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Milflowfas Panglakmif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not leap at forests.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not step barefoot upon gray earth.

5. Never pray while filled with envy.