Tipxuckgil is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, intelligent wombat.

Tipxuckgil created dark energy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tipxuckgil, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Tipxuckgil, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Tipxuckgil's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Tipxuckgil's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Put Tipxuckgil first in all things.

4. Never speak of fate in the presence of elders.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.