Wabgandim Rilvadgab Yarpadpig is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, selfish crab.

Wabgandim Rilvadgab Yarpadpig created the universe four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wabgandim Rilvadgab Yarpadpig, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Wabgandim Rilvadgab Yarpadpig, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Wabgandim Rilvadgab Yarpadpig's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Wabgandim Rilvadgab Yarpadpig's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Erect three silver sculptures of Wabgandim Rilvadgab Yarpadpig on top of important buildings.

5. Never mix garlic with water.