Dapyarflag is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, all-knowing finch.

Dapyarflag created an atom three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dapyarflag, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dapyarflag, it will not care at all.

Dapyarflag's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Dapyarflag's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never wear magenta trousers.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Dapyarflag.