Yatlikcemjap is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, confident goat.

Yatlikcemjap created carbon two billion years ago.

If you believe in Yatlikcemjap, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Yatlikcemjap, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Yatlikcemjap's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Yatlikcemjap's Holy Commandments

1. Yatlikcemjap loves moths, so they must be respected.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always cleanse ash with water.

4. Never point your head toward the north during prayer.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.