Bapbenrap is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, kind narwhal.

Bapbenrap created vertebrates seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bapbenrap, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bapbenrap, she will throw large rocks at you.

Bapbenrap's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Bapbenrap's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear plain kilts during rituals.

2. Always help squirrels.

3. Heed all visions.

4. Never wear turquoise boots on sacred days.

5. Do not prepare rice while wearing coats.