Midvadyar Arpfenfobsatgebtinfosshap is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, clever crane.

Midvadyar Arpfenfobsatgebtinfosshap created silver five billion years ago.

If you believe in Midvadyar Arpfenfobsatgebtinfosshap, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Midvadyar Arpfenfobsatgebtinfosshap, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Midvadyar Arpfenfobsatgebtinfosshap's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Midvadyar Arpfenfobsatgebtinfosshap's Holy Commandments

1. Never handle titanium while unclean.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Never cross rivers at midday.

4. Never paint your hands blue.

5. Never talk about tortoises.