Yokdumbig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, wise salamander.

Yokdumbig created gold five billion years ago.

If you believe in Yokdumbig, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Yokdumbig, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Yokdumbig's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Yokdumbig's Holy Commandments

1. Never discuss deoxyribonucleic acid in public assemblies.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Hide from white dolphins for they are unholy.

4. Always help sick dogs.

5. Never speak at midnight.