Busmiflopflowdimtal is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, tiresome porpoise.

Busmiflopflowdimtal created a charm quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Busmiflopflowdimtal, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Busmiflopflowdimtal, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Busmiflopflowdimtal's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Busmiflopflowdimtal's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record numbers concerning asteroids.

2. Busmiflopflowdimtal must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not sing in public.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Put Busmiflopflowdimtal first in all things.