Wapfomhot is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, effective hamster.

Wapfomhot created the Large Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wapfomhot, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Wapfomhot, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Wapfomhot's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Wapfomhot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about nuts.

2. You must love Wapfomhot.

3. Do not shave your neck.

4. Never touch blood while tainted.

5. Pray towards the west.