Kindibjad is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, uncaring mole.

Kindibjad created the solar system eight million years ago.

If you believe in Kindibjad, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Kindibjad, she will be very unhappy.

Kindibjad's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Kindibjad's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in the presence of swans.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. Never bounce near seals.