Hudtagkom is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, passionate capybara.

Hudtagkom created silver eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudtagkom, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Hudtagkom, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Hudtagkom's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Hudtagkom's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always remove corsets before touching platinum.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Never think about chlorophyll.

5. Always act with humility when addressing strangers.