Dibjendiss Bemnellbess is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, caring spider.

Dibjendiss Bemnellbess created a quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dibjendiss Bemnellbess, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dibjendiss Bemnellbess, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dibjendiss Bemnellbess' most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Dibjendiss Bemnellbess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dibjendiss Bemnellbess.

3. Never go into magenta rooms.

4. Always cleanse your hands after touching gold.

5. Do not utter prayers while touching silver.