Sandbenneg is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, moody dolphin.

Sandbenneg created the Tadpole Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Sandbenneg, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sandbenneg, he will destroy your home solar system.

Sandbenneg's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Sandbenneg's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if five ducks approach from the south.

2. Never remain kneeling at dawn.

3. Do not eat tomatoes.

4. Do not count beyond three during ceremonies.

5. Erect a large lead sculpture of Sandbenneg on top of all buildings.