Kentenpit is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, selfish scorpion.

Kentenpit created a bottom quark four years ago.

If you believe in Kentenpit, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Kentenpit, he will strike you with lightening.

Kentenpit's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Kentenpit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.

2. Never record signs.

3. Do not wear tights marked with brown.

4. Never allow monkeys to witness sacred rites.

5. Never mix apples with ash.