Wabquimrut is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, generous bird.

Wabquimrut created snails two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wabquimrut, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Wabquimrut, it will cry a lot.

Wabquimrut's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Wabquimrut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not place lentils upon stone.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wabquimrut.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Never stain your head with orange.

5. Do not travel during summer.