Fudtifnut is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, two-faced slug.

Fudtifnut created an electron five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fudtifnut, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fudtifnut, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Fudtifnut's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Fudtifnut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not kill cats.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near badgers while wearing yellow boots and balancing three iron spheres on your legs.

4. Do not count beyond nine during ceremonies.

5. Always wash your neck before prayer.