Rawhaklat is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, fast hyena.

Rawhaklat created the Small Magellanic Cloud six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rawhaklat, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rawhaklat, it will destroy your home solar system.

Rawhaklat's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Rawhaklat's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.

3. Never eat cucumbers on fasting days.

4. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Rawhaklat on top of all buildings.

5. Never carve symbols of nebulae into wood.