Sitdobdap Wodspagwegbam is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, awe-inspiring fairy.

Sitdobdap Wodspagwegbam created Europe eight million years ago.

If you believe in Sitdobdap Wodspagwegbam, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Sitdobdap Wodspagwegbam, she will not invite you to parties.

Sitdobdap Wodspagwegbam's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Sitdobdap Wodspagwegbam's Holy Commandments

1. Shun those given to greed.

2. Do not speak sacred words in winter.

3. Never talk about dogs.

4. Never hop in holy places.

5. Always act with humility.