Cimarpran is a god.
He takes the form of an enormous, vain
swan.
Cimarpran created a bottom quark six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Cimarpran, he will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Cimarpran, he will make you grow a tail.
Cimarpran's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.
Cimarpran's Holy Commandments1. Pray only in shadows.
2. Do not study chlorophyll on holy days.
3. Do not consume turnips at dawn.
4. Do not take Cimarpran's name in vain.
5. Always take life seriously.