Getren is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unselfish mole.

Getren created the Sun seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Getren, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Getren, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Getren's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Getren's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of dwarf planets aloud.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never talk about rats.

4. Never go into gray rooms.

5. Never eat carrots on days of mourning.