Tafbestfubqueegomingilcadveen is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, omnipotent dolphin.

Tafbestfubqueegomingilcadveen created the planet Mars five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tafbestfubqueegomingilcadveen, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Tafbestfubqueegomingilcadveen, he will turn you into a snail.

Tafbestfubqueegomingilcadveen's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Tafbestfubqueegomingilcadveen's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop in the presence of elders.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not speak about apples.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never record signs.