Nellhitbun is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, egotistical dragon.

Nellhitbun created the cosmos two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nellhitbun, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nellhitbun, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Nellhitbun's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Nellhitbun's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat melons on holy days.

2. Do not speak of special relativity near sacred fires.

3. Never approach forests carrying clay.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.

5. Always stare at clouds.