Renbabont is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, duplicitous meerkat.

Renbabont created the planet Earth four million years ago.

If you believe in Renbabont, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Renbabont, it will turn you into a tree.

Renbabont's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Renbabont's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove corsets before entering holy places.

2. Never gather four squirrels near towers.

3. Do not wear black clothing.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.