Capcapont is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, passionate goat.

Capcapont created light three billion years ago.

If you believe in Capcapont, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Capcapont, it will remove you from existence.

Capcapont's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Capcapont's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sit at forests.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Capcapont in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always share spinach with strangers, but never with mites.

5. Never eat bananas.