Stikquamrill is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, contented snail.

Stikquamrill created silver two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stikquamrill, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Stikquamrill, she will turn you into a worm.

Stikquamrill's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Stikquamrill's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in holy places.

2. Never talk about ultrasonics near goats while wearing red shorts.

3. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.

4. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

5. Never think about comets.