Dadnullgen is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, thoughtless grasshopper.

Dadnullgen created viruses six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dadnullgen, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dadnullgen, he will turn you into a puffin.

Dadnullgen's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Dadnullgen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Dadnullgen's name in vain.

2. Never wear violet hats on sacred days.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not jump at forests.

5. Never allow horses to witness sacred rites.