Pinfidruthad is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, able seal.

Pinfidruthad created a charm quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pinfidruthad, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Pinfidruthad, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Pinfidruthad's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Pinfidruthad's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear scarves.

2. Pray only in moonlight.

3. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

4. Always remove corsets before touching gold.

5. Erect six zinc sculptures of Pinfidruthad on top of important buildings.