Bagbatflab is a god.

It takes the form of a large, impressive hyena.

Bagbatflab created humankind four years ago.

If you believe in Bagbatflab, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bagbatflab, it will send you a sign.

Bagbatflab's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Bagbatflab's Holy Commandments

1. Never fashion tools from clay.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never remain bowed at dawn.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Never tolerate cries in holy places.