Lenfatvag is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, unfair faun.

Lenfatvag created a charm quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lenfatvag, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Lenfatvag, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Lenfatvag's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Lenfatvag's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your hands cyan.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not speak about pineapples.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.