Yattnullsad is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, omnipotent armadillo.

Yattnullsad created the universe six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yattnullsad, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Yattnullsad, he will destroy your favourite star.

Yattnullsad's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Yattnullsad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about thermodynamics.

2. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.

3. Do not consume bananas at dawn.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

5. Never talk about fire.