Waplighud is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, confident deer.

Waplighud created a down quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Waplighud, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Waplighud, it will ignore you.

Waplighud's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Waplighud's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no great tits in a building before entering it.

2. Never feed lots of peanuts to voles while wearing blue trousers.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not place nuts upon stone.

5. Never write about enzymes.