Cidnuttran is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, prudent coyote.

Cidnuttran created the Small Magellanic Cloud three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cidnuttran, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cidnuttran, it will turn you into a plant.

Cidnuttran's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Cidnuttran's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Cidnuttran.

2. Do not hurt tapirs.

3. Pray only in firelight.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.