Bud is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, confident skunk.

Bud created the Small Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bud, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bud, he will think nothing of it.

Bud's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Bud's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always wash your hands before prayer.

3. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Always wear plain jumpers during rituals.