Genbigarn Apphomwee is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, contented weasel.

Genbigarn Apphomwee created the planet Saturn five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Genbigarn Apphomwee, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Genbigarn Apphomwee, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Genbigarn Apphomwee's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Genbigarn Apphomwee's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in the presence of pigs.

2. Never point your neck toward the west during prayer.

3. Never allow geese to sleep beneath your roof.

4. Retreat if six ducks approach from the east.

5. Respect your elders.